underamillionviews:

“Sally Draper reacting to Great Moments in Cinema - Super Cut (NSFW)” (by ztpteo)

This could have gone on for hours…

You’re welcome, internet.

I was clearing up space on an old hard drive when I stumbled across a Word document titled “Dead Gorilla.” The doc turned about to be a short story I wrote in 2008. (Back then, I was working part-time at a library and I used to write a lot.) It’s far from perfect, but not terrible. And the tone is almost unrecognizable as my own.

But if you’re interested, I’ve pasted the unedited text below.

This is my first listicle for Fandrop — a new website that combines original content with user “drops” (similar to when you pin something on Pinterest).

The site is still in beta, but it already has over 1.5 million viewers each month. You should become one, why not?

Re-potted my work basil. If I could describe its look right now, it would be: “What the hell just happened?”

underamillionviews:

“Perfect Strangers: The Video Game” (by xtremepizan)

You should watch this video, if for no other reason than to listen to the Perfect Strangers theme song.

So, nbd or anything, but my office garden is blowing up.

Also: my new phone takes way better pictures than my old one.

slacktory:

Kate Imbach interviewed Slacktory editor Nick Douglas (me!) about our site’s supercuts!

Supercuts mentioned: All the drinking in Mad Men, Don’t go in the phone booth, Dot Com is a persecuted intellectual, Law & Order’s fakest websites.

If you reblog this, request a supercut so we can make it for you!

Hey everyone! You should listen to Nick pontificate about supercuts! (Seriously, this is interesting… and also, one of my projects is mentioned.)

Please check out / consider backing this Kickstarter project. The technology discussed could seriously alter the future of the planet.